Saturday Night-Liz

So my friend, Suzy is currently dating a guy we'll call him Stan. I was talking to her about a month ago and said if she knew of anyone she could set me up with that would be good. I figured I needed to get myself out there, even if it involved me getting set up on a blind date. So a couple weeks ago she called to say that she could set me up with her boyfriend's roommate. OK, sounded fine to me. It was just one night no big deal. Last week she called to confirm that we all could go out on Saturday night, Suzy, the boyfriend, the roommate and me. Sure I said. She then said that Doug(the roommate) could only commit to going to dinner not a movie as well. Great I thought, he had already decided that our date would not go that well. Whatever. Then she called to let me know Doug could not make it on Saturday night but for sure next week. Well here it is next week. Suzy called last night to confirm the date. Yep I said. Then she asked if it was ok if I paid for myself. What the hell? OK from this point on I do not consider this a date. Just a night out where I am treating myself to dinner and a movie.

So I sent this text to my friend Hoody "Is it still considered a date if I have to pay for myself?"

And this was her response, please note I had to edit out some of her language, but this girl is keeping it real "Hell no excuse my lingo but that punk a%s fag#$t needs to go suck a big one. Don't go cause that's messed up. What a gay a%s. Suzy is retarded for even asking."
Classic...

So you may wonder, am I going out on Saturday night? Well I guess you'll have to check back...