Workplace comments

The following are comments people have made to me at my workplace, enjoy:

"Liz your hair looked really good yesterday, it was nice and straight. Today, well it looks mediocre."
"Is that why you look so tired?" After telling someone I need some yoga the night before.
"You look like you're inebriated, you kind of lean when you walk into a room."
"Are you celebrating Halloween?" I was wearing black pants and an orange colored shirt at the time.
"Do you get enough sleep? Your eyes look puffy."

Oh yeah this place does wonders for my self esteem!